today has been one of the messiest days of the year……but not for me! i went to kohl’s today and made the check out lady give me 20% off my purchase since i signed up for a rewards card even after i got rejected (i have no credit)

fairytrainer:

Eartha Kitt as Catwoman

before she was replaced by a white woman because batman was going to start going out with catwoman and the producers didn’t want a white man and a black woman flirting on television

Eartha Kitt (Season 3) was the one who replaced Julie Newmar (Seasons 1 & 2) as Catwoman though…and she did flirt with Batman…

"In the 1960s she made the role of Catwoman her own when she became the first black woman to achieve mainstream TV success in America with Batman, even breaking racial taboos by flirting on screen with Adam West in the lead role.” - [X]

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me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

bgcfavs:

me babysitting bad ass kids.

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*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
ariana: ouch!
me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

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new tv show idea: “Strawberry Shartcake” she smells like the bathroom at a gas station….has no friends. Dies alone.

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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today at school a cute boy came up to me and asked how my day was going but before i could say anything he gave me a flyer for a blood drive my school’s having next week and left

methhomework:

public service announcement 

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