Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
When I’m listening to Katy Perry in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
Usually this S represents ‘Swift’ but today I’m wearing it because SELENA IS 22!!!!
"S for Swift"
"or S for Selena"
studying really got me thinking about one direction like i think niall would be the best boyfriend out of all of them even tho he’s the whitest but you’d want zayn to be your something something on the side but he won’t love you like niall will and you will go back to niall in the morning and feel bad about cheating on him with an ugly dick paki :/
i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism